The best love songs of all time actually sound nothing like each other. The songs on this list prove that romantic tunes don't have to be. ROGER: Either put the song on the album or I'll drink all of your Moet Chandon down to the very last bottle.įREDDIE: (thinks for a minute) All right, fine!įREDDIE: Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical Queen and that is me.When you picture a quintessential love song, a certain type of ditty probably comes to mind: something slow, syrupy and sappy. Rog is just having a temper tantrum.įREDDIE: Oh is he now? Roger darling, I've already told you I am NOT putting your silly car fetish as the b-side to a masterpiece like Bohemian Rhapsody. (locks himself in the cupboard)įREDDIE: I know I'm late, what did I miss?īRIAN: Oh nothing Fred. ROGER: This is a load of bullocks! (notices a big cupboard) (smirks) Okay, until you twats decide to put it on the album, I'm staying in here. ROGER: (nods then throws food at them) Is that strong enough? What about that?! (grabs the coffee machine)īRIAN: (he, Deacy and Rachael) NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE! ROGER: HA! Looks like your sweet lady agrees with the grease gun!īRIAN: It's good! It's just that, 'With my hand on your grease gun.' That's very subtle isn't it?ĭEACY: It's just a bit weird Roger, what exactly are you doing with that car?īRIAN: I know why you're angry Roger, cause you know your song isn't strong enough. RACHAEL: He does kind of have a point Brian. ROGER: How does your new song go then?! (grabs his lyrics and reads them) 'You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese.' Wow!

ROGER: What does that even mean not strong enough?īRIAN: Is it strong enough, that's what I'm asking. ROGER: And you don't like it cause you want your songs on the album!īRIAN: 'I'm In Love With My Car.' Maybe it's not strong enough? ROGER: I put my heart and soul into this song.

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